The Federation of Hans-Jurgen Baumler is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Dog population. The hard-working population of 1.177 billion Hans-Jurgen Baumlerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The Hans-Jurgen Baumlerian economy, worth 47.3 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,175 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hans-Jurgen Baumler's national animal is the Dog.

Hans-Jurgen Baumler is ranked 155,824^th in the world and 6,482^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.